I. JUST. WANT. TO. BE. SKINNY.
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via stay-ocean-minded)
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
(Source: foodtrucker, via thebreakfastclubisdead)
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
(via darkandchaos)
“You should have the opportunity to be more than one person with different people - because you have that within you.
(Source: stewartcollins, via kstewqueen)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via mathsdebater)
the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
I’m watching it high and it’s even funnier fuck
(Source: youtube.com, via maxterbate)
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
I just queued this like seventeen times prepare yourselves
(via nakovile)